where matthew broderick met sarah jessica parker

(Source: caiticornia)

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

"If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don’t show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents, out-learn them, outlive them, and know more than they do."

Henry Rollins (via girlpuke)

(Source: callmenighthawk)

squabby:

ha!

(Source: cr4shh)

hissbitch:

Rose petals leading to Cool Whip (2012)

tittyminaj:

i was just reminded that a few years ago the government chased this balloon for hours because they thought a boy was in it

the nation was on the edges of their seats

there was no boy in that balloon

(Source: gruffaluf)